Archive for the 'Bikini' Category



Abigail Clancy did a steamy, sexy shoot for FHM this month. Yowza! Different bikinis…different poses…all hot. Nice little stiff nipple action. Makes me want to go and take a shower right now, actually. If I only had a little pink bikinied hottie to join me…oh well.

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‘Abby Clancy Does FHM Spread’

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Holy hot asses batman! Michelle Hunziker outdid herself this time. I almost had to…nevermind. Enjoy her awesome body in this little bikini through the winter months…you won’t see many specimens as hot as hers. Great ass, okay tits. Yeah, I’d smack that in a heartbeat!!

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‘Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures are SUPER!!’

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OK, I like all of the hot bikini body pictures, but I’m sick of the fake, staged ones on the beach. What chick goes out alone, looking like this, in front of a photographer? Only ones like Audrina Partridge, Heidi Montag, Phoebe Price and a few others….including Caroline D’Amore. She has rich parents. It’s about all I know. And white teeth.

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‘Caroline D’ Amore in Bikini Candids’

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Yes, you read the title correctly…Britney Spears is looking hot in a bikini again! Can you believe it?!?! She seems to have emerged from her mental crisis and looks to be on decent footing. Yee ha. Now maybe we can get better shots of her in a bikini really soon…before something else happens and she eats a bunch of cheetos.

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‘Britney Spears is Hot Again in a Bikini’

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I think Krystal Forscutt and friends are doing a commercial for silicone here…or saline…or whatever they use nowadays. But hey, they are all in bikinis, showing a lot of cleavage, so who really cares? Not me. They look happy promoting a show or whatever it really is. Enjoy your morning.

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‘Krystal Forscutt..Again…In Yellow’

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It seems the stars were out for one last summer hurrah last weekend too! Here’s Hilary Swank poolside, wearing her bikini. I’m not so sure - still - about her haircut. yeah, she’s kissing a guy, but she’s looking buff and butch to me, more and more. I don’t like it. She needs to gain about 10 pounds and if it goes straight to her tits, that would be wonderful!

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‘Hilary Swank Shows Off Her Bikini’

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Oh, how the mighty have fallen…or at least expanded. Julia Roberts used to be one of the hottest pieces of ass this side of…anywhere. Then she got pregnant. With twins. Then another. Now, she’s a MILF, but not at the top of my list. Somewhere in the middle. If she showed up at my door, I’d let her in, but not before I looked to see if anyone else was standing outside.

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‘Julia Roberts Bikini Photos’

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Happy Tuesday! It’s back to work and back to school if you’re in the US. So, in order to combat the blues you have, here’s Charlize Theron wearing a bikini, surfing somewhere warm. Don’t you wish you could join her firm ass in that water? Hmmm. Yup, if only I were rich….that’s why I work.

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‘Charlize Theron Surfs in a Bikini’

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As a farewell to summer in the North, here a some of the last bikini pictures we’ll see from the US. Lisa Rinna is posing for someone…Kellie Pickler, Katie Lohman, Christie Shake….and Uma Thurman skinny dipping with her billionaire fiance. Lucky SOB. Enjoy. Hopefully more bikini pictures won’t be too far away as the stars vacation elsewhere!

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‘Farewell to Summer: ODE TO BIKINIS’

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For those of you in the Northern Hemisphere, today is the un-official end of summer. So, celebrate with Sarah here, enjoy Labor Day if you’re in the US, or happy Monday and back to school everywhere else. I’m going to enjoy her ass and the cleavage shots. You’re welcome.

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‘Sarah Shahi Celebrates in a Bikini’

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Katie Couric isn’t horrible to look at on the beach, but her daughter has some real potential. They take a vacation somewhere hot and turn up in bikinis. Katie’s green one doesn’t show much…thankfully…but her daughter’s is much better. I think it’s Eleanor, but it may be Caroline next to her. Whoever it is, jailbait for a couple more years.

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‘Katie Couric Hits the Beach’

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I don’t know their names off the top of my head and I’m too lay to look it up right now. I know these gals are all on Hollyoaks, the UK soap show. These shots are from their calendar for 2009….which I think I will be shopping for very soon! Who watches the show - is it any good? Are you in it just for the tit??

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‘The HollyOaks Pinup Girls!!’

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Check out the abs on these two gold medalists from the US gymnastics team! Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin are young and hot in bikinis…and of course they posted pictures to get some attention. Look out though, Shawn is jail bait. Nastia is 18…Shawn is not. And Shawn is cuter too. Figures.

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‘US Olympic Gymnasts in Bikinis’

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The Queen of all sugar daddy finders, Elisabetta Gregoraci is on a beach again. the chick has one hot body, no wonder she was able to find a billionaire husband. i don’t blame her….a few years and he’ll be gone and she’ll be rich! Check out the woman bystander…she’s topless!!

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‘Another Thong for Elisabetta Gregoraci’

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