First, when she was younger and hot, it was “no way am I ever going to do anything but tease.”

Now that she has discovered that the years can be cruel she is lamenting that she did not just wear a Bikini all the time in her youth.

Gee. Old age is a bummer??? Really??? Who would have ever thought!

It is easy to be defiant on the nudity thing when you are young, hot, and the offers are pouring in. But when you wake up and find yourself yesterday’s news your “reconsideration” rings hollow.

Remember Sarah Michelle Gellar? She waited too long and now can’t get arrested nude.

Jennifer, the window is closing. Make it hot, make it sexy, make it artsy, but make it soon.