Pauly Shore got owned


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  1. 1 Lex Talionis

    When I started as G.M. of The Comedy Store this PUTZ came up to me when it was very busy, (all 3 “rooms” were open and packed!), and he wanted to “go up next” because there was such a big crowd, (which the comics, like Eddie Griffin and Andrew Dice Clay had attributed to me!) I was about to tell the M.C. to announce Pauly next when he stopped me and ORDERS, “go get me a club soda with lime first!” So, being new I nodded, went over to the bar, (about 10 feet away!), and literally bit my tongue. When I came back to give him his “club soda with lime” he yells at me, “Hurry! Go tell him I’m up next!” Now my tongue must have been bleeding from chomping down on it so hard, but still I said nothing. I handed him his drink, then I started walking over to the M.C., (about 20 feet away!), to OBEY the Owner’s “number one son”, and he pushed me from the back saying, “C’mon, hurry!” … I stopped in my tracks, turned around slowly, moved in very close to his face, and I said to him in an intimidating, Clint Eastwood-like voice, “Don’t ever push me again!” Then I turned around and did what he wanted me to do. I was soon “replaced” as the G.M., and that was cool because eventually I would have ACTUALLY kicked him in the face!

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